Jul 23,2014
101584

orgasmic-humor:

This is so accurate it hurts

via morethanaliveee origin orgasmic-humor
tagged #wow #so true #shamefully true
Jul 23,2014
90348

via faulloutboy origin bamhbies
tagged #end of the world #me #sarcasm #so true
Jul 23,2014
464730

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

via morethanaliveee origin maahammy
tagged #me #so true
Jul 23,2014
379940

nyupanties:

im aiming for the “shes a badass and cute as hell but I wouldn’t touch her without asking” look

via asianconfusion origin reifaun
tagged #me #yassss #so true
Jul 23,2014
199568

misbeliefs:

i have abs………olutely nothing

via g-iggle origin misbeliefs
tagged #funny #so true #me
Jul 23,2014
285787

foxheartx:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH.

via arrystyles origin c0cainkeys
tagged #oh shit #burn #funny
Jul 23,2014
154662

lesbeeanmovie:

greencarnations:

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:

  • do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
  • go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
  • if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
  • look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
  • the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
  • works every time

"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really fucking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING

this is exactly what my mom has been saying since my sister was born 13 years ago and then when my brother was born 4 years ago, he would run like headless chicken, fall down and just laugh at himself

via morethanaliveee origin kaliskadyami
tagged #mine #funny #so true
Jul 23,2014
131940

dscourage:

the problem with me is that i care too much about what others think of me & it literally kills me 

some days im like fuck it i wanna be comfortable first in a tee shirt and jeans but then get upset when people criticize me for “trying”

via will-you-be-my-juliet origin dscourage
tagged #me #so true
Jul 23,2014
216187

metalheadswaltzing:

mcgonagirl:

kdaziz:

purgatoilet:

beenwandering:

help I’m having emotions about a cartoon antidepressant trying to be useful

DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY GIF AN ABILIFY COMMERCIAL 

yes but look at it, it cares about her and just wants to help her be able to function. It’s like “I know you’re sad. here, I’ll help you.”

LIKE OKAY THOUGH can I explain why this is exceedingly brilliant??  Because when anti-depressants work right, that’s what they DO.  They don’t make you happy or emotionless or unhealthy in any way, they make you FUNCTIONAL.  They make it so that a depressed person who can barely get out of bed can start to support themselves again and more importantly, start to THINK for themselves again without the permeating presence of depression.

Depression is a cyclical disease, that tells you to think a certain way, and, because you’re depressed, you generally believe it, and then things get worse and worse.  The ONLY thing anti-depressants do is to STOP that cycle in its tracks!!  Which is something to be ecstatic about and celebrated, even if you don’t realize it at the time, because when you’re depressed, getting out of bed is climbing Mount Everest.  Antidepressants help stop that cycle so that one day soon, getting out of bed can JUST be getting out of bed.  They don’t even expedite the recovery process in most cases, they just make recovery POSSIBLE IN THE FIRST PLACE.  So this little guy is portrayed with a fuckton more accuracy than I ever expected from a commercial.

It’s back and adorable

via will-you-be-my-juliet origin beenwandering
tagged #adorable
Jul 23,2014
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Person A: Sorry could you say that again slower?
Peson B: I just came here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now.

tagged #me #group projects #nightmare