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Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.
i always wonder why no one likes me and then i remember i dont even like me
"A big part of the story is lost when it becomes a movie."
a whole lot more is lost if you cut a giant ass hole through it
uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou
Late Night Hashtags #MyWeirdWaiter might be my favorite hashtag of the year
These are golden